LYSS THEY'RE BOTH FROM LA what do you think if they were shitty dirtbag LA friends? I actually think this would really work (at least for Jack) bc he has very low (to no) expectations about friendships so Crysta not being very loyal/dropping him from time to time wouldn't really bother him. He's like, "nobody will ever care for or love me authentically" but not in a sad way, in a way that makes his next thought "SO LET'S FUCKING PAAARTYYYYYYY." Also, I need to reconnect Jack to his advisory eunuch roots so please join me in this thought journey: rolling too hard on molly, Crysta? Never fear, your friend Jack has strawberry Pedialyte in his little Trader Joe's canvas tote bag he brought to the club.

How could they have met? Maybe Crysta gave him the best haircut of his life. Or maybe as a joke, she visited the adult boutique he used to work at and instead of being like "LEAVE if you're not going to take this establishment seriously" he was also like "lol (cordial)."

These are my thoughts.